Could It Be?
Rumor has it, this 1989 photo is
a photo of Charlie's last girlfriend. Little is known about their relationship,
but unknown sources have said it was a hot
one. As a matter of fact, I've been given a copy of a letter that contains
her top 5 reasons for having the hots for
Charlie. This letter has not been authenticated, but it my be genuine.
Given this, I'd like to share it with you.
Top five reasons why I had the
hots for Charlie
1. Despite his adversion to rubber
products he always insisted we practice safe sex.
2. His incredable knowledge of iodine and its' many uses.
3. He once dated Diane Keaton's Grandmother.
4. He never protested my ocassional enjoyment of an after dinner blowjob.
5. Great subject for an unsanitized biography based somewhat on rumor and
innuendo.
If you haven't guessed by now, this
is the TRICK for Halloween 1996. I hope you've enjoyed it. BTW,
I've always thought The Artist formerly known as Prince would have played
a much better Chaplin in Richard's Chaplin movie. What do
you think?
Chaplin
Film Locations THEN & NOW
© 1996 JerRe